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The Dummy’s Guide to becoming A SUPERVILLIAN

Published January 31, 2017 by alisondormaar

Hollywood has become arguably THE teacher of mainstream culture and influence over the years. Whether or not we choose to see or believe it for ourselves, close to 99% of our beliefs and preconceptions come from what we see and hear in the movies, and easy access to modern media such as the advent of i-pads, tablets etc have only accelerated the belief process. For instance, when it comes to the classic image of bad guys vs good guys, for those of us who are criminally inclined or who have a tendency to megalomania and narcissism, this author can readily recommend the following Must Have guidelines to a burgeoning career of crime as defined by the past four to five decades of Hollywood filmmaking – and it ain’t rocket science!

  1. A Thirst for World Dominance. Yes, you have to want this one bad. I mean real bad. If all you can do in your waking moments is think about becoming Numero Uno and imposing your will on the hapless billions, this may be well be the career path for you.
  2. A Huge Bank Account. Well, this may rule you out of the big time straight away. A cash sum of one billion dollars minimum is heartily recommended for as the saying goes, ‘you have to have money to make money’ – or in this case, political and social waves. With all the expected investment you will have to make when it comes to hiring foreign mercenaries and hitmen (the likes of Arkham Asylum and Guantanamo Bay are excellent recruitment grounds), setting up state of the art scientific laboratories and top secret military installations with technology hijacked from NASA and the Russians, your initial outlay will be huge – but hey, you are in this for the long term, right?
  3. Networking skills. Many supervillians will tell you that (initially anyway) the charm offensive is essential in order to gain the ear of key individuals you will need on your ascent to power. Top scientists, politicians and members of the military feature highly on this list. A substantial layout in cash bribes or promises should be expected – and oh, do not forget to butter up a few key journalists or media magnates as well. A great public image is always of key importance.  Visual gimmicks, such as the Joker’s maniacal facepaint, belong more to the realm of comic books, boys and girls; this is THE big time here, and in the modern era it is all about networking valuable people without scaring them off or having them commit you to the looney bin without a second thought. Ooze charm and sophistication. Make sure you appear at all the best parties and functions, provide generous donations to a few worthy causes and broadcast it all over the media and internet to show the world what a great guy (or gal) you are. Once the public have served their use (i.e. their votes) and you are secure in power, they will be disillusioned soon enough.
  4. A secret hideaway. Never underestimate the advantages of a secret hideaway. Most supervillains (for appearances at any rate) are obliged to live in mainstream society, especially while the networking is taking place. However, if things turn a bit sour with the media or the legitimate (and uncorrupted) authorities, the secret hideaway is a must-have for that hasty or unexpected getaway. A remote tropical island is highly desirable for this purpose, preferably if you can locate your base underneath an extinct volcano. Abandoned mines are also highly desirable, especially in the result of a nuclear accident. In recent years high-tech bases situated at either the North or South Pole have also become highly sought after in the villains’ real estate market – and don’t discount the underwater lair either, complete with nuclear submarines. Such marine real estate is highly desirable in that it makes your location much harder to pinpoint by government agencies. If the watery life is for you, do not fail to invest in one or two shark pens in which to dispose of tiresome enemies or minions who have outlived their usefulness. While Great Whites are the shark of choice for a gory and more showy dispatch, they generally don’t adapt well to enclosed environments, but bull sharks, makos and potentially tiger sharks will work equally as well.
  5. Image is Everything. As mentioned under point three, image is a big part of your supervillain development programme. For men, good looks are desirable, but not essential. To be imposing should be your motto. Being slightly overweight or obese is no real barrier as the masses fear your for your intellect and ruthlessness alone. In the fashion stakes, a Communistic style boiler suit or uniform is a tried and true classic and, unlike the capes and lycra tights you see in the movies, will suit most figures. Another classic look for men is the shaven or partly shaven head (e.g. Mr Burns from the Simpsons, Gru from Despicable Me or  Goldfinger and Dr No from the James Bond film franchise). The simplicity of this look states to the world that you are not just in the power game for the glamour or money and will undoubtedly enhance your menace. For ladies, this look is certainly not the best to adapt, as at some point in time you may have to seduce or waylay a potential M16 agent or snooping politician. Raven black or platinum hair styles are highly recommended, along with a cultivated exotic accent (Russian or Hungarian are key favourites in this field). Let’s face it, we can’t all look like Catwoman in a skin tight bodysuit; however, as your mother has always told you,  you can’t beat a good wardrobe of flattering black dresses. A wide variety of killer heels is also a big bonus – and if all else fails, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!
  6. The Fur Accessory. Acquire yourself a pet. Show to the world that you do have a soft side (sometimes anyway). These are also highly recommended to help alleviate the stresses of villainy after a long day of scheming, plotting, hatching and dismembering. The pet should be small to medium (big enough to curl up on one’s lap whilst you are contemplating world conquest on your giant wall size computer screen), fluffy and white. Bichon frieses, Lhasa apsos, and especially Persian cats are highly recommended for their strokability.
  7. The Escape Plan. Okay, you may have the secret lair and the mega billion bank account (apart from your standard Swiss bank accounts, tax havens such as the Cayman Islands are a must) but like the saying goes, you must prepare for a rainy day, or if things go ‘belly up’. Make sure you stash a tidy sum away for better days if the forces of good start to triumph and close in on you, and always have at least one escape route planned in advance. Fake IDs, passports etc are essential. A change of image may also be required, albeit temporarily – and do NOT forget to erase any potentially damning files from your computer database before slaughtering any remaining captives and giving the evacuation order!!!

Well, there are the basics for you to go and build on. There may be refinements to be added to this list, but in the meantime, go forth and conquer!

 

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Modern Comedy – the cheap Yucks on TV truly ARE Yuck!

Published August 26, 2015 by alisondormaar

Like most of us, I love a good laugh. Note I mean a GOOD laugh, something that has the tears spurting from the eyes, the ribs aching and has you chuckling to yourself all through the next day and beyond, sharing the details of it with friends or workmates. Maybe I am starting to show my age, but ye gods, turn on the TV nowadays and what they turn comedy is often a satirical, smutty and often cheaply produced show that gets half hearted giggles out of wisecracks normally made at someone else’s expense. A cousin of mine recently changed his cable TV package as he found the so-called comedy channel to be riddled with foul mouthed, licentious and under the belt hitting content that he could not even really smile at and was appalled that much of it that should have had an X rating was screening during prime family viewing times.

When it comes to comedy the UK definitely has the edge. They have that intellectual yet earthy subtlety that the US with its pie in the face humour just cannot match. In recent times they have resorted to cheap so-called reality shows where spoilt, selfish, spiteful and shallow people (usually very good looking specimens under 30) display their faults in front of millions of viewers who tune in just to see some monumental temper tantrums. A sad indictment on our society! And if you do see stand up comedy, it is all too often laced with profanity and sexual overtones that do absolutely nothing to genuinely entertain. Remember Steptoe and Son? Even now, as old as it is, one cannot help but roll about laughing at horrible old Albert the rag and bone man and his long suffering son Harold, who has dreams of grandeur beyond his lot in life. In Allo Allo, that timeless spoof of the French Resistance, we  would “Say theese only vonce” and laugh at Rene the hapless cafe owner and the imbecility of his hapless peers, French and German alike. With It Ain’t Half Hot Mum we trudged through sweltering World War 2 Burma with an equally hapless British theatrical troop under a Sergeant Major who was desperate to see some action and not be in charge of what he termed pansy boys. And to give the US some credit, MASH, that timeless epic of the Korean war, will never, I think, truly date. Sadly, such shows are becoming few and far between.

I am tired of reality. We live with it every day of our lives. I am tired with all these programmes agonising over gay rights, abortions, marital discord, crime trials, child custody battles and heaven knows what else – not to mention all the gratuitous bed hopping going on, making the human race appear to be a race of insatiable satyrs without morals or conscience that thinks of nothing else (at least I HOPE we do!!!) I want to gather up all the so-called celebrity chefs and boil them in their own cooking pots, sweep together all the home makeover and lifestyle shows and shove them in the recycle bin. All of this may provide the TV networks with cheap programming but it does absolutely nothing for society, morally or mentally. If anything, it just provides a great dumbing down effect. I feel for all the costume and set designers and talented script writers out there going to waste. Is it any wonder that when a good series does come to air, such as Downton Abbey or Game of Thrones that the ratings go through the roof? They take us to a world of escapism,of exotic locations and intriguing characters, they lift us out of the mundane for a few hours. I want to laugh again. I want to escape.

Ah well, at least there is my books!

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Latest release “The Rival”, following the hilarious pawprints of a spoiled cat fighting his mistress’s no-good boyfriend for mastery, is now available via https://www.createspace.com/5016577

Don’t forget the following books for all fantasy lovers over the age of 10! For all you Hobbit and of
Thrones aficionados, you can’t go past these ones!

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OFFICIAL RELEASE 10 OCTOBER – SINK YOUR CLAWS INTO “THE RIVAL”, THE FUNNIEST FELINE FABLE OF THE YEAR!

Published October 16, 2014 by alisondormaar

The Rival (1) cover artOK, it is all systems go forth for this latest book, a complete change in genre from the other projects I have on the go. You can lay your eager paws on this via Amazon or by the Createspace link I have provided on this page!

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Some of the comments I have received back from people who have had a sneak preview are as follows:

“I am still laughing and am in awe” (K C Sprayberry, Editor for Solstice Publishing, USA)

“A real page turner and hard to put down!” (Janice Clark, author)

And there are many other comments all of a similar vein!

By all means pass this information on to anyone you think may like a genuinely funny read; now we are starting to think of the festive season, at around 197 pages in the Kindle format, this is an elegant gift idea that won’t break the bank balance or the strain the stocking stitches! For all women, cat lovers, aficionados of romantic comedy, and those who just want a fun easy read, you simply have to get this one! I have been approached regarding working on a screenplay for “The Rival” as many think it is perfect film material, so keep posted on this blog as things unfold!

incidentally, there are two other great books out there online for purchase for all those with a fantasy fetish along the lines of “Game of Thrones”, “The Hobbit” and “The Chronicles of Narnia” that you will simply love if you like a feisty heroine with a definite difference, epic battles, a hint of comedy and general high adventure. With Christmas coming, you may well want to whet the holiday reading bug in all those in your household 10 years and older!

EXCLUSIVE! FIRST THREE CHAPTERS OF ‘THE RIVAL’ DIRECT – FREE!

Published September 5, 2014 by alisondormaar

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MEET HENRY SINCLAIR! (as above) Well boys and girls, I promised this a while ago so here it is! If you like comedy, cats, romance, a drop of adventure and a generally highly entertaining read with a novel twist, you are sure to looooove this one! Solstice Publishing are talking advance orders, so check out their website at http://www.solsticepublishing.com. I’ve been told this would make a fabulous movie, inspired as it has been by the two films “Mousehunt” and “101 Dalmatians” – let me know what you think and do share this with anyone you know!

THE RIVAL by A J Dormaar

Prologue

He languidly stretched out on the bed, watching her dress. Every now and then her head would turn back to where he sprawled across the satin coverlet.
“It’s only a business meeting, Henry dear,” she apologised. “He’s sort of a colleague of mine. Nothing too serious. I do hope you understand.”
Oh, he understood all right. Although his face remained impassive, the dark eyes narrowed slightly. After all, he was downright blessed to land a stunner like Yvette. Beautiful, well connected and rich, with a luxury penthouse in one of the most prestigious parts of town, Yvette was the woman of his dreams.
The only problem was that other fellows thought so too.
In the adjoining ensuite he heard the click of her heels on the tiled floor and the sibilant whisper of satin as she zipped up her black Chanel evening dress.
“We won’t be late, dear. You know that.”
As he lay there pondering how to reply, the sound of the doorbell came from downstairs, followed by the housekeeper’s voice echoing up the stairwell.
“It’s Mister Farnwell, ma’am. Shall I show him in?”
“Tell him I’m almost ready.” Yvette scooped up her beaded Gucci purse. “Oh, Henry, don’t look at me like that, please! Really, I won’t be late!”
That’s what you said last time, he thought. And the time before that. Without a word he swiftly slipped from the bed and followed her down the carpeted stairs to the foyer.
There he was. Chris Farnwell; tall, russet haired, athletic, handsome. A dashing and successful corporate highflyer – and potential home wrecker.
“Darling!” He extended his hand, immaculate in his navy Armani suit. “My dear Yvette, you look stunning as always!”
“Chris!” Their faces touched. From his shadowy position on the stairs, Henry felt something hot and savage broil inside his chest at the unwelcome sight. After what seemed like an eternity to Henry, Chris finally stepped back from Yvette, his eyes alighting on the glowering Henry nearby. His warm smile wavered.
“Oh, hullo old chap. Still here are you?” His tone was suddenly cool and strained.
Not taking his glittering eyes off his rival for a second, Henry carefully moved forward.
“Can’t say I really ever liked your type…”
Without warning the seething monster in Henry’s chest snapped and he lunged forward, Chris lashing out with a deafening yell. Both crashed to the tiled floor and rolled around madly, while above the din rang Yvette’s high-pitched scream.
“Henry! Oh, Henry!”
“Wh-what?” Chris staggered to his feet. “Henry? Of all the damn, bloody…”
“Out!” Yvette pointed to the door. “Get out of this house, Chris Farnwell. I was warned about you but I wouldn’t listen. Leave. Now!”
As the door closed with a reverberating slam, Yvette knelt by Henry and gathered the magnificent ginger tomcat up in both her arms.
“How could anyone not like you my darling?” She buried her lips in the luxuriant fur. “Did that mean nasty man hurt you?” There came a resonant purr. “How about some warm milk? And that left over salmon? Would that make you feel better?”
Ohhhhhh Yvette, Henry thought. I do love you.

Chapter One
The Penthouse Pedigree

Henry certainly loved Yvette – almost as much as she loved him.
Yvette, of course, was female and human. With her sultry good looks, svelte body and supple grace, Henry had every confidence that under different circumstances she would have made a most splendid cat. Ah well, not everyone could be so lucky… still, the well stocked Frigidaire in Yvette’s designer kitchen made up for any shortcomings in that department.
As Henry crouched on the Italian tiled kitchen floor lapping full cream milk from his monogrammed porcelain bowl, the sound of Chris Farnwell’s enraged steps fading outside on the rain slicked sidewalk added further to his warm glow of smug contentment. The deliciously enticing smell of Canadian salmon, newly warm from the microwave for his exclusive delectation, tweaked his olfactory nerves: unbidden, a deep, thrumming purr resonated across the kitchen and into Yvette’s private salon where she was currently sitting on the chaise longue, alternately sipping a cocktail and talking on the phone.
“…honestly, Marta, he did! Yes, cats can sense the good and bad in people…I always had the feeling that Chris was something of a cold fish, all he ever talked about to me was his legal firm…besides, he never showed any real interest in my work for the Animal Welfare Committee. I suspected all along that what he said was all lip service…why, I clearly remember the day I first saw Henry as a kitten, cold and shivering in that old shoebox they found him in, and now you would not even believe my stupendous darling was the same cat…”
Ohhh, not the past again. Henry raised his head from his salmon, the old resentment about his humble origins rankling in his furry chest. I’d rather not be reminded of that, thank you very much…after all, one has one’s social standing to think of. He rumbled his disapproval loud enough for Yvette to clearly hear.
“Oooh, did you hear that? Yes, that’s Henry…it always gives me a slight thrill when he purrs like that, it somehow reminds me of Barry White…”
Barry White, eh? Henry turned back to his salmon, chortling inwardly. Not that he knew much about male humans, mind you – but whenever he heard Yvette mention the name Barry White, he somehow knew she meant something special.
“Anyway, I’ll talk things over with Carlo as well – you remember Carlo? You met him at the Grand Metro Premiere of La Boheme the other season; that marvellous foyer refit was his design…yes, he’s a real dear, he has the apartment just down from mine…he helps out on the Animal Committee as well…in fact, he’s coming with me to the Charity Gala next week. Still okay for lunch tomorrow? Sergio’s at twelve thirty …”
Sergio’s? Charity Gala? Henry raised his golden head again, his deep amber eyes fixing on Yvette, just visible through the doorway. I just hope you’ve learned your lesson, he thought…oh well, he’d just have to keep on reminding her where she truly belonged. Chris Farnwell was by no means the first or the least of Yvette’s rejected and somewhat clawed admirers over the past few years.
“…yes, Henry is just another man if you think about it, albeit in a fur coat…stubborn, proud, a little jealous…”
Me, jealous? Henry slowly rose from the floor and stretched luxuriously, his well polished claws glinting under the electric light. I’m just careful, that’s all. He’d spent the last two years training Yvette to perfection and he was not about to jeopardize his prize investment for anything – or anyone.
A tremendous yawn revealed gleaming, scimitar-like teeth. After all the excitement and the unexpected snack, he decided it was time for a nap. His thoughts turned to the richly upholstered chaise longue in the salon. The only problem was, Yvette was still on it. Well, too bad.
With a single lazy bound Henry leaped up beside the reclining Yvette, jolting her telephone elbow sharply as he did so. That’s enough, he thought, time to go. It’s my turn.
“Henry! Oh, sorry Marta, its Henry again, he can be very demanding…darling, stop head butting me, Mother’s trying to talk…Henry, stop that!” As she made to shift the receiver to her other hand, he gave another thrumming purr, his thick brushy tail tickling across her well-powdered nose.
“Sorry, Marta, I’d better go…yes, we’ll sort it all out tomorrow over lunch…see you then darl…byeee!” With a faint sigh of annoyance Yvette made to rise from the chaise longue, Henry promptly oozing himself into the tight space behind her to take full advantage of the warmed cushions. Ahhh, that’s better. Much better. Meanwhile his mistress, her evening purse back under her arm, slipped off her stiletto pumps and looked down at him with mingled adoration and exasperation.
“Really, my gorgeous darling, if I didn’t know better, I’d swear that you think you own me and this house.”
But I do.
“You’re terribly spoiled, you know. I’m far too lenient with you.”
But you must admit, I’m sooo worth it. Henry stretched out luxuriously on the chaise longue, his deep amber eyes blinking sleepily up at her in the way he knew she always found irresistible. The soft patter of fat raindrops outside intensified and with a final sigh Yvette scooped up her shoes and glanced out the bay window.
“Look at that weather! I must admit, I really didn’t fancy going out tonight anyway.” She turned towards the curving stairwell. “Rosita, I think I’ll take a bath now – I won’t be taking any further calls this evening. Oh, and before you leave for the evening, if you could just be a dear and quickly check Henry’s litter box; you know how he likes things to be just so.”
“I do indeed, ma’am.” Apart from Yvette herself, her long serving housekeeper, Rosita, was Henry’s most ardent devotee. “Is there anything else before I leave?”
From his supine position on the chaise longue, Henry sleepily opened one eye. Hmm…food, cuddles, couch, litter box, Chris Farnwell’s scratched cheek…he mentally ticked each item off one by one and gave an inward sigh of contentment. He could think of nothing further to improve his evening.
No, that should be all. You’re dismissed.

***

Alone upstairs in her steaming Italian marble bathtub, the foaming subs cascading into billowing peaks over the sides, Yvette Sinclair leaned her head back and allowed her thoughts to drift.
She had been so lucky in her career – too lucky, some might have said. Voted among the top ten models of the world at the zenith of her international career, she was now well in her thirties and only too aware that professionally she was past her prime. However, her superb natural bone structure, combined with her sense of simple but timeless chic and her astute business acumen, had seen her touted as the new Audrey Hepburn, and had ensured she had remained at the peak of a fickle industry that pandered almost exclusively to the young. She was well aware of the many stunning young hopefuls who would readily step into her stiletto heeled shoes, given half a chance.
With an eye to her future, over the past few years Yvette had made a name for herself espousing charitable as well as fashionable causes. Her name and face now graced the magazines and websites of several major organisations, ranging from Animal Welfare to Aid For Africa, and she had recently signed a major contract with a leading cosmetics brand promoting their eco friendly mature skin care range. Several jars of the stuff littered the marble vanity nearby.
Yes, fame and fortune were hers – but very few, if any, knew of the long hard road she had travelled to get so far. Very few knew of the seedy waitressing jobs the young Yvette had been forced to undertake, living in a run-down one bedroom flat while dreaming of the day she would be noticed; even less people knew that her true name was not Yvette Sinclair but Lorna Mae Dodd, the long suffering only child of deadbeat, alcoholic parents. Well, her mother was safe in a clinic now, albeit under a different name – Yvette had seen to that – and her father’s future had been certainly secured after he’d been caught up in a large bank heist some years earlier. Several expensive lawyers and media bribes later, Yvette had managed to keep her family connections under wraps – just. It was also at that time that the rising new modelling sensation Lorna Mae Dodd had dyed her hair two shades darker, had had a nose job and become Yvette Sinclair. Besides, as her agent had said, the French name would only enhance her professional reputation.
And with that reputation had come all the myths of course, such that she had been the mistress of a billionaire oil sheik, that she had dated royalty, that there was at least two broken engagements to handsome film stars in her wake, all of which was grist to her ever expanding publicity machine. With the increasing number of big name front cover contracts had come the promotional deals, her own website and regular fashion advice column in a major women’s magazine, guest appearances on TV – not to mention various grand department store openings – and attendance at all the major society events. She had even developed her own baying pack of paparazzi, their cameras clicking continuously at her elegantly appointed heels as she sped from one glittering Society event to the next in her chauffeured Mercedes.
And yet…and yet…despite the designer wardrobe that encompassed a whole suite of rooms in itself, her seven digit bank balance and the elegantly appointed penthouses in London, Paris and Manhattan, a deep fear secretly gnawed away at the core of Yvette Sinclair nee Lorna Mae Dodd. The fear for being found out as a fraud.
No, she was no society blue blood. Almost daily she rubbed shoulders with men and women who cruised through their lives of privilege and ease with an almost lazy arrogance, accepting it as theirs by right. Theirs was a jealously guarded elite, as the one time struggling waitress turned model knew all too well. At times she felt like a covert spy, forever watching her shadow in their midst and aware that the glaring lens of the world would be there to gleefully snap the moment should she fall.
Perhaps, she thought as she sank further into the billowing clouds of perfumed foam, that was why she doted on Henry so much. He’s like me…a parvenu, an upstart who dared hope for more in life and who had managed to hold his own. The impressive shelf in her study groaning under the glittering weight of Henry’s various medals, trophies and “Best in Show” awards, bore strong testimony to his achievement over his purebred peers. Not bad for the unwanted runt from an oversized litter, cast aside in a damp shoebox to be found by city sanitation workers down a grubby alleyway one chilly winter’s morning. No, Henry was no Penthouse Pedigree – but he gave a damn good impression of one.
Almost as good as Yvette herself.

Chapter Two
The Lunch at Sergio’s

“Darrrrling!”
Marta Csarkas, trilling the ‘rrr’s’ theatrically in her Hungarian fashion and immaculate in her navy Givenchy suit, loudly greeted Yvette in the middle of Sergio’s palm studded foyer.
“Marta.” The two women touched powdered cheeks, admired each other’s new season outfit, and allowed themselves to be escorted to a side table, buried under pristine white linen, sparkling silverware and cut crystal. The impressive panorama of the towering downtown skyline formed a backdrop through the wide glass windows. Their order was swiftly taken – chicken salad with white wine followed by a fresh fruit sorbet.
“So?” Marta’s bright blue eyes glinted conspiratorially over the rim of her wine glass. “Do tell all, darling. I can’t contain myself, I simply have to know.”
“Really, darl, you see scandals around every corner.” Yvette returned the smile over her own glass. It was well know in social circles that to find out anything about everyone who was anyone, all you had to do was ask Marta Csarkas. Although her own international modelling career was long over, Marta had since carved out a distinctive niche for herself as one of the top society gossip columnists alive, and carried her forty plus years with elegance and style. Since Yvette’s modelling debut over ten years before, Marta had been an invaluable mentor and friend. Yvette had long ago decided that if she could be like Marta when she herself passed forty, she would be doing pretty well; chic, sharp and fiercely independent with no shortage of male admirers in tow.
“You’re doing very well all by yourself from what I hear,” Yvette went on to say, forking through her mesclun salad for grapes. “How old is the latest one, darl? Twenty, twenty five?”
“Ohhh, really!” Marta dismissed her latest beau with a wave of her napkin. “Enrique? That yummy new yoga instructor at the Club? You’re giving me far too much credit, darling! But I must admit,” she added with a lascivious chuckle, “The dear boy would do anything for me…”
“Why, Marta!” Yvette was deliciously scandalized. “He’s still in college!”
“And who do you think is paying for it?” Marta let out a deep satisfied sigh. “As I said, the dear boy is sooo grateful…let’s just say he’s more than repaid my investment.” She lit up a cigarette between slim white fingers. “You know me, darling. I always make sure I’m in control of my – ahem! – affairs.” Her blue eyes suddenly became serious. “And speaking of which, darling, I just hope you know what you’ve started with Chris Farnwell.”
“Oh, that!” Yvette made a dismissive gesture with her hand. “Look, the odd date here, the occasional meeting there – honestly, lol, it was never really serious. He’s a man like any other after all, and heaven knows I’ve known enough of them over the years.”
“Mm.” Marta flicked the ash from her cigarette, her carmine mouth turned down at the corners with concern. “And that, my darling girl, is where I fear you may be wrong.” She warily looked around before she leaned over the table and lowered her voice. “The point is, as I warned you earlier when all this began, Chris Farnwell is not just any man.”
“No,” Yvette added with a wistful sigh, “he most certainly is not.” At that moment the image of Chris’s bodybuilder frame and curling russet hair sprang to mind, making her involuntarily quiver with excitement despite herself. “You were right, Marta – you always are. Oh, he’s incredibly suave and charming, certainly, but there was always just that…well…something about him I couldn’t quite put my finger on until last night.” She took another sip from her wine glass. “As they say, the really handsome ones are always flawed… well, if there ever was anything there, I’ve put a stop to it and that’s that. Oh, don’t look so worried, Marta! We’re all grown adults here! It’s over! He’s history!”
“You and I may know that’s so, dear girl, but does he?” Her painted lips firmly compressed together, Marta tapped the back of Yvette’s hand in warning. “Take a word of advice from an old hand, lol – I know his type, and he’s dangerous.”
“Oh, come on!” Yvette let out a sharp laugh. “Chris, the serial killer-stalker type? Marta, really!”
“Yes, really,” her friend went on. “Maybe not in the stereotypical way, but under all that charm Chris Farnwell is ambitious and ruthlessly clever. What’s more, he is far too rich and powerful for comfort. And men like him don’t take kindly to being turned down by women of our class, dearie. Their pride won’t allow it. What they want they usually get, no exceptions. And it just so happens the current word going around is that Chris Farnwell wants you.”
“Well, he can’t have me and that’s that.” Yvette began fishing in her reticule for her pressed powder compact. “Besides, what exactly can he do to me?”
“A very great deal of harm, my dear,” her friend said very quietly. “A very great deal indeed.”

***

Unseen by both women, at that very moment resentful eyes were watching from behind the dense foliage of a potted palm on the far side of the dining room.
Chris Farnwell slowly lowered the finance section of his newspaper, his lips tightly pursed as he covertly watched the beauteous Yvette with a steely determination. He briefly noted her platinum blonde companion – an older woman of mature years but still striking nonetheless – but dismissed her as unimportant. He had eyes only for Yvette.
“Anything else, Sir?” The table waiter, immaculate in white suit and black tie, appeared at his elbow with a silver coffee service.
“No thank you, Vanson. I have all I need.” Chris set the paper aside, numerous thoughts swirling in his mind. As he rested his closely shaved chin on his hand, his fingers brushed against the scar on his cheek, courtesy of the absent Henry. It was almost invisible now under a heavy layer of concealer. Damn beast, he thought. He’d never liked cats to start with…in fact, he’d never cared much for animals at any time…he’d only ever feigned an interest because of Yvette…
Ahhh, there was the rub. Yvette. He ground his teeth thinking of her. Chris was well aware of his irresistible appeal to women. All his life he had been used to being a magnetic dynamo at every event, the envy of every man and the desire of every woman. No matter in what circles he moved, the most desirable women available always flocked around him like moths to a flame, hungry for every word he spoke in their direction, every occasional glance. Call girls, society girls, professional career girls – yes, over the years he had dated or bedded them all, making his chosen mistress of the moment swooningly aware of the great favour, he, Chris Farnwell, was bestowing upon her. There had been the odd glitch of course, such as when that high society debutante he’d seduced last season got into what was politely termed “a situation”, but he had good contacts at a reliable and discreet clinic who handled such misdemeanours of high society most satisfactorily, and who were paid enough to keep any scandalous news from hitting the press. After all, it had not been the first time. The girls, of course, were usually too ashamed and nervous of their reputations to say anything more. They always were.
He had always figured he’d find the perfect woman someday – under his terms, of course. But he had not figured on the thunderbolt that had struck him the first time he had laid eyes on Yvette, or the way she had fuelled his desires and permeated his dreams. Normally he’d snap his fingers and the selected woman would come running. Now for the first time in his life he found himself truly enslaved, irresistibly tethered on the end of a woman’s leash, and it was a feeling Chris Farnwell did not like at all.
Despite this, Yvette had ticked all the requirement boxes in his impeccably ordered mind. She was achingly beautiful in the dark, sultry way he preferred, had exquisite tastes, was delightfully rich and famous in her own right, admired and sought after by the highest social circles, and even had a wonderful flair for gourmet cooking. And what’s more, her age was perfect. He had long tired of the pouting, unpredictable teenage starlets he had so often amused himself with in the past, and knew that his budding political career demanded that he have a more mature, useful spouse who was not just eye candy. Yes, the intelligent and cultivated Yvette was perfect in every way.
But how to get her and keep her? Problem, problem.
There were the usual avenues of course, such as blackmail and veiled threats – it wasn’t as if he was a stranger to those after all – but such tactics were not appropriate to use on the woman one wished to walk happily down the aisle. No, a whole new subtle approach was needed.
Chris stole a quick glance down at his Rolex. One thirty-two. Both women were sipping coffee now, still oblivious of his presence behind the potted palms. They were laughing now but still talking animatedly, just far enough away for the bulk of their conversation to be lost on the annoyed Chris. Eyes narrowed, he thoughtfully sipped at his own coffee, adding an extra lump of sugar in addition to his usual two. He saw how other men nearby were covertly watching Yvette, how she automatically drew their attention without any conscious effort on her part, and he felt the stinged red-hot barb of jealousy tingle in his usually cool veins.
Look all you can, he thought, because that’s all you’ll ever do. Besides, by the time I’m finished with her, she’ll only have eyes for me. In fact, I’ll have her giving me the same adoring looks she gives that overfed orange furball Henry…
Henry! Now there was an idea! Chris sharply sat upright, a deliciously devious thought leaping into his mind. Henry! Hadn’t Yvette said herself that she loved him above anything or anyone else alive, that she couldn’t imagine life without him, would move heaven and earth for him? Chris poured himself another coffee, his fingers shaking slightly with suppressed glee. Ohhh yes, all the pieces were coming together nicely now…Yvette would do anything, anything for her beloved Henry…unbidden, the sudden image of her peerless face taut with inconsolable grief in the event of Henry’s disappearance sprang into his mind…he could almost hear her tearful phone calls to police, to animal shelters, see the reward posters plastered all over town…and what’s more, the poor girl would be looking for someone, anyone, to turn to in her moment of need. And there he’d be, her one-time jilted knight in shining armour nobly letting bygones be bygones and offering the strong shoulder to cry on just when she needed it…what a delicious moment that would be…
“Ohhh Chris,” he could almost hear her say, “how could you ever forgive me? I was so wrong about you…about everything…hold me, darling, hold me tight, please…” He could see those big brown eyes staring adoringly up into his own, feel the delicious warm softness of her in his manly arms and taste the nectar of those rosebud lips…
Upon this thought, Chris Farnwell hastily set down his coffee and mopped his damp brow. Geez, it was getting hot in here. The coffee, that was it. Too much coffee.
Gleefully, almost greedily, he dared to imagine the next scenario. By some miracle Henry would be found alive and well – a little ruffled maybe by his ordeal but otherwise none the worse for wear – and it would be none other that Chris Farnwell, the hero of the moment, who by some remarkable act of heroism would restore the kidnapped feline to his mistress’s hungry arms…how pathetically, desperately grateful she would be…
And after that? The rest, as the saying went, he could take from there. Good idea…good idea…

“The Rival” – a sneak cover preview

Published June 16, 2014 by alisondormaar

As per my recent blog, “Cyber Chaos Carnage 2” I mentioned my forthcoming new book “The Rival” which is all to do with a glamorous model/socialite, her corporate highlying but ratfink boyfriend and her very determined and possessive feline friend, Henry. This is not the final cover shown as I definitely want to make a few changes, not to mention seeing some more viciousness conveyed on the cover as I want to see the paw enlarged with the claws fully extended, and preferably changed to the bottom of the cover for more visual impact – but I think you will get the general idea! I have already had a couple of people suggest this would be a real read for one of Oprah Winfrey’s book groups, not to mention make a great comedy film. If you like this concept, and if you would love to see this go all the way, I suggest mentioning this book to your local book club or retailer in advance and contact Solstice Publishing directly.

By the way, for all you fantasy buffs, don’t forget my two other books out there on Amazon, The Unclaimed Throne and The Uncrowned Queen. If you love a strong, unconventional heroine and a storyline in the best tradition of “The Hobbit” and “Game of Thrones”, you’ll find something to appreciate in these books. Both have attracted great reviews to date and more are coming from several people who have contacted me directly via social media, saying how much they loved the works and are keen for the third book in the series. With all the millions of books online nowadays, anyone out there who has had works published will know just how hard getting anywhere is, so any kind of acknowledgement is always a great boost to one’s kudos!

http://www.amazon.com/UNCROWNED-QUEEN-J-Dormaar-ebook/dp/B00IXB6J6C/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394535709&sr=1-2&keywords=A.J.+Dormaar